Authentic Crap DJ Merchandise

[BestPromos]

For today’s utterly hilarious post on Best Promos, I made up a range of outlandish DJ merchandise and ended it with the brilliant punchline of an authentic Paul Oakenfold Union Jack bomber jacket from his website.

It got me thinking, what other AUTHENTIC crap DJ merchandise is there for sale?

The plug:

Today Is The Future Today

[deepconcentration]

from a different era

[BestPromos]

I’d wear them. I wonder if there are any DJ branded sunglasses out there, though…?

[SwayzieExpress]

Soma Records shades - Soma Records

[BestPromos]

Brilliantly crap.

Endorsed!

[wsb]

Going back a few years now, but Axis Records used to sell socket sets and driving gloves.

[BestPromos]

I want the helmet and the journal.